Some say the clothes make the man. For this man, it was the mustache. Yet, come December, he would shave it, equally relieved and ashamed. This year, things are different. His beard is patchy, but last year was a rousing success. Mustaches only get better with age, so certainly this year he will finally have a real caterpillar. Something with some real meat on its bones. A thick cut, red blooded, steak eating, mustache.