The Rival UMD is a satirical publication serving UMD students, college students, and the world at large in order to prompt a more self-aware society. Along with poking fun at campus news and national stories, we serve as a satirical response to The Odyssey Online, Elite Daily, and other millennial-centered news outlets.
Our goal is not to mislead people by making anyone think our stories are real—but if people do think they’re real, it’s just a lil’ cherry and cream on top.
You like cream… don’t you?
So give us a read, throw us a like, and if you want, hire us.
We’re tomorrow’s comedy writers and most likely unemployed today.